Poor Translator

A Poor Translator is any mechanism that attempts to convert one language to another (E.g. Rojo in spanish would become Red in English.) A Poor Translator doesn't translate things right and nonsensical can happen, like the intro of Zero Wing.

Special Cases of Poor Translation

 * 1) There can't be 2 Walios in existence at one time, or 2 Warios.
 * 2) Bowser/Dry Bowser shouldn't have poorly translated versions of themselves, yet they're allowed to.
 * 3) King Ludabharamnamsquidgitrollboiwithitdogecheese 9001 may kill everyone